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epenis.lol

Last updated 2026-08-27 · benchmark measured 2026-08-27 — deterministic & reproducible

A pay-to-rank public leaderboard where $1 buys 1 cm of standing.

Is epenis.lol production-ready?

Legit.Show scores epenis.lol 90 out of 100 — the simple average of its 7 measured frames. Legit.Show ran its deterministic 7-Frame production-readiness benchmark on epenis.lol (public-surface assessment), measured from the public surface with no LLM in the scoring path. Its strongest frame is Accessibility; its weakest is Security. Every frame it averages is published with its evidence on the Legit.Show listing.

The 7 Frames

• Performance — 85/100
• Accessibility — 100/100
• Security — 45/100
• Privacy — 100/100
• Reliability — 100/100
• Standards — 97/100
• Discoverability — 100/100

What we measured

• Security headers present: HSTS.
• No Content-Security-Policy.
• Served over HTTPS with a valid certificate.
• Real Lighthouse performance run — 246 ms to first byte.
• Returns a proper 404 for unknown routes.
• 3 of 3 sampled routes reachable.
• Has a reachable privacy policy.
• Sets cookies / loads scripts with no consent prompt.

Who built it

Dany (@MajorBaguette)

Who it's for

Developers · Tech enthusiasts · Social media posters · Competitive gamers · Marketing professionals

Pricing

$1 per cm; $14 for #1 all-time rank

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